a moment of silence for all of the straight girls
1. I never fake an orgasm and I’m a straight girl. So fuck you.
2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM. DON’T FAKE THEM. GUYS WANT TO GET YOU OFF BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE INSIDE YOU DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN READ YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU STUPID BITCHES.
HE ISN’T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT? THEN USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO. DON’T MAKE CUNTY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TUMBLR POSTS
ALSO, HOW CAN HE GET YOU OFF WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF? GET YOURSELF OFF AND THEN TELL (OR SHOW) HIM WHAT TO DO.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HANDED TO US ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER. SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FUCKING WORK FOR SHIT.
Exactly this, but with less profanity.
If your significant other is not pressing your buttons - let them know.
Sometimes it’s not even your partners’ fault. Sometimes (for both genders) they do not feel comfortable orgasming during sex - it took my boyfriend months before he could get over his nerves, despite the fact I am on the pill and we always use condoms. He had a bad ex who tried to trap him into marriage by literally trapping him under her during sex. Due to that, he was never comfort ejaculating during intercourse.
Some women find it difficult to “allow” themselves to orgasm because of the fear you are about to urinate.
There are always reasons, and you should always discuss them with your partner so that you both can be comfortable and not have to lie to each other.
Sex takes communication. Bottom line. No one is a mind reader. If you expect your partner to just magically know what gets you off- you live in fantasy land. Unless you VERBALIZE it and/or SHOW them, they’ll never know.
This is not a hard one.
-the Polish one
this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so
ways to get me into bed
1. have curly hair
2. wear a crown
thats it after that im so yours
HO L YSH IT
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
This sounds like the start of a YA romance story
what did i just watch
At first I thought it was guys trying to make pattycake sound like a demonic summoning ritual. Fortunately I kept listening.
THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME THO I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN YEARS OMG